I stenciled my ooooold laptop with the slackware logo.
This computer has a 50Mhz processor (yes, 50Mhz), SX2, 8Mb RAM, 300Mb HD, no working floppy drive no CD driver and obviously no Network Card.
I managed to install Slackware 10 on it through Parallel cable. It had M$-DOS installed on it... now it uses PLIP to comunicate with the world (and its slow as hell).
Anyway... it will sit there on its shelve until the battery drains... or the world ends... whatever happens first.